Weaponry/Tools thread

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:58 pm

I like the light saber, only it should't slice through people, you should jsut be able to beat people with it. that would be amusing to watch.

josh · Post by **josh** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:19 pm

like those ones that you can buy at walmart that are plastic

Unidentified Assilant · Post by **Unidentified Assilant** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:53 am

No... HAVE A PLASTIC LIGHT SABER!

And... I think one of the weapons should be a Game Gear, which you can either throw at people or crack 'em across the head to knock them out

Infinite ammo, as it's a melee weapon, in fact, you could even have it as two possibly, a melee version like above, and, not so melee, where you use the screen with full brightness to blind people, ammo is battery life

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:41 pm

I'm Back with even more crazy ideas!!!!

ok first is the super rare original 1970s Darth Vader Voodoo Doll
Merely open the package to kill any Star WArs uber fanboy to bits....that may be too cruel

Hows about the penny shooter (a weapon close to Marshall's heart) the boundless amounts of my penny collection could be shot like a shotgun on the unsuspecting victims

Hows about th mighty power of the original Xbox's controllers, they are like frikin huge. Also the xbox itself could be a very strong projetile weapon...it could take out a city block!

hows about a video of the original NES's flashing grey screen of DEATH!

The Most Diabolical weapon of all .... SuperMan 64......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And les we forget
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon!!!!!

Fanboy · Post by **Fanboy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:45 pm

If you stop posting 'bout the mullet cannon idea, I'll give you a cookie, cake, pie, ore Belgian waffle...

, takeith thy pick!

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:47 pm

Nuh uh it could take out a quarter of the world by landing with the force of 40 mega tons!

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:39 pm

ONLY 40 megatons? Whoa! Watch out for those light-speed xboxes!!!

I think that would sort of tear it to shreds before it hit anything. Not to mention burning up in the Earth's atmosphere.

The failure of an Xbox anti-gravity drive system resulted in the extinction of DinoJesus in 65 million BC.

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I'm lost for words on that one!

totokan · Post by **totokan** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:57 pm

You all know we need the matador's cape. Olay!

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:20 pm

could it be a belgian waffle in the shape of a sega saturn....made of plastic...and completely functional....with 4 cookies on the side that ressemble a certain videogame that goes for rediculous prices on Ebay....rhymes with Ranzer Raboon Raga?

Scooby Doo for the ignorant...

mabye i'll consider being quiet about the mullet cannon....

ahh hell i just posted an idea that would be hilarious...and it served its purpose...ok..i'm done....but seriously i do want that "wafle" and the four "cookies"

Fanboy · Post by **Fanboy** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:41 am

For being greedy, no cookie for you!

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:23 pm

well in that case

Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon
Mullet Cannon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fanboy · Post by **Fanboy** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:16 pm

I suggest we quit while we're ahead. If this thread gets too spammy and goofed up, then Marshall will have to lock it, and I think this is ione of my few useful threads...

HackerXjr · Post by **HackerXjr** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:15 pm

Well what about a bomb. Not just any bomb. This bomb deals with portable powering. You should over power a portable and set it up somewhere then some touches it and it explodes them Remeber if the power of a portable is too high it will fry.

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:47 pm

Krepticor wrote: ok first is the super rare original 1970s Darth Vader Voodoo Doll
Merely open the package to kill any Star WArs uber fanboy to bits....that may be too cruel

But I'm a star wars fan... RUN!!

MarioTennis · Post by **MarioTennis** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:11 pm

well, heres some ideas.

-Nerf Gun~blast that grandma too smitherreerns with the power of thousands of foam darts! Once your ammo goes down, you can run and pcik them up again.

-Slingshot-Why not? slingshot random things like old nesp cases, balls of wire, and xbbox controllers. You dont have to find them they just come out. I guess it could act as the gtp sniper.

-and lest we forget, cant have a video game without.....

HULK HANDS!

BASH THAT man to smitherreens with your massive, unforgiving hulk hands. WOOHOO. Theys be like the boxing gloves of gtp! That idea would rock.